You will turn into a Unicorn with an adventure to roam the earth searching for a lost dog. When you realize you can't find the dog, you will start to go mentally insane. After that starts to happen **** is going to get worse. You'll have these illusions of Sarah Jessica Parker's face, Megan Fox's thumb, and if on a normal day you would possibly see Rosy O'Donnell eating a wheel from a hot wheels car. You will feel very guilty about that circle jerk you had with your 2 cousins and Uncle Rog. Trust me, you don't want to think for one second about Robby's sweat trickling down your back and seeping into your grandma's underwear that he made you wear that entire time. After the flashback you will either wake up in these 3 locations. Make sure you grab these items that are in this specific location. 1-Walmart: If you wake up here, make sure you grab lotion.. Lots and lots and lots of lotion. You will use it to protect you agains't all the old men in G-strings wearing party hats. 2. Dollar Tree- Grab 2, 24 rolls of toilet paper. It's going to be hard to get out of that **** hole alive.. 3. Target- This is a definite solution to your problem.. Once you wake up in the freezer isle with a women with slightly dislodged teeth don't be afraid. Under her teeth there are two pills. But which one do you take? Red or Green? TRICK QUESTION.. You don't take either!!.. You simply mix them together and you will get blue. Make sure you feed it to your pet goat that you so happily brought along with you. After it eats the pill there should be a vortex in it's asshole. You want to go in there? Course you don't.. Suck it up it isn't that bad. Finally after you pop your head into the crevice you'll see your grandmother. Without thinking of Neo from Matrix, say to her "The older the Berry the sweeter the juice" lick your lips of the sweet cure of unicornopolissinessglitter and you should be cured. I would say you should stay away from the glitter for now.. But if times get desperate. You know what you need to do.
Yes, you will poop glitter, but it may not be visible under all your poop. Noooo, this will NOT impress your girlfriend
I think you will embarrass your girlfriend because you will throw up in fornt of her. Or worse, your poop will glue to your insides.
You are a ******* idiot. Do not eat glitter. Huff metallic spray paint instead.
Will my poop sparkle??? Just wonderin cuz I'm the craft store rite now and need 2 do something to impress me girlfriend.
