President Dwight D Eisenhower would beat Bernard Montgomery by a stoppage in round 5. Ike would come marching into the ring accompanied by his corner man Dick Nixon, to the tune of Let's Go To The Hop, by Danny And The Juniors. Monte comes into the ring marching to the tune of Do The Freddie, by Freddie And The Dreamers,, accompanied by his trainer Tony Blair. The combatants meet at ring center and are given instruction by referee George Patton. Monte bobs and weaves, Ike marches through him and tells Monte We Won World War 2 with the help of Archie Bunker, Fred Sanford and Several Brave Americans, We defeated Adolph Hitler and Hirohito by knockouts. . Monte retaliates We had success in France.In round 5 with Monte extremely exhausted, Patton stops the fight and declares Ike the winner. Patton slaps Ike hard on the back. Nixon tells the ring announcer Jay Leno We Won Fair and Square,, We Are Not Crooks...
I cannot go against a General and a President in Dwight David Eisenhower. He also played some football at West Point so he was indeed tough and would be able to take the best from Montgomery before winning a hard fought decision victory.
Eisenhower W15
I better put a bit of effort in here......
Dwight D Eisenhower.... I think the guy was fitter, stronger and more intelligent? He would have to look for an early night, as the longer the fight went on, the more you would favour Montgomery...
I was going to say Montgomery but when I read it was a 15 rounder, my pick changed.
Eisenhower by a 14th round TKO
I like Ike.
Monty would probably be stopped on cuts ala Henry Cooper.
too tired to ask a proper question
