Clara Pellar wondered where was the beef, she found it at Wendy's in Dave's hot n juicy.
It's not hidden in stupid non-questions, that's for sure.
The beef is wherever you desire it to me
You are the beef
the beef is you
Beefmaster? Beefalo? Be the beef.
That is all
So I recently came across that famous 1984 Wendy's commercial where the old ladies ask "Where's the beef?" I've been very curious to actually find where that beef is. I've had many sleepless nights, pondering upon the stars, asking myself "Where IS that beef?" My friends cannot answer me, they all say it's just some commercial with a joke in it. But I know somewhere that the beef is waiting to be found. If somebody can answer where that beef is, I'll definitely vote you top answer, my friend.