> Where IS the beef?

Where IS the beef?

Posted at: 2015-04-20 
I THINK ITS UNDER MY PILLOW

Clara Pellar wondered where was the beef, she found it at Wendy's in Dave's hot n juicy.

It's not hidden in stupid non-questions, that's for sure.

The beef is wherever you desire it to me

You are the beef

the beef is you

Beefmaster? Beefalo? Be the beef.

That is all

So I recently came across that famous 1984 Wendy's commercial where the old ladies ask "Where's the beef?" I've been very curious to actually find where that beef is. I've had many sleepless nights, pondering upon the stars, asking myself "Where IS that beef?" My friends cannot answer me, they all say it's just some commercial with a joke in it. But I know somewhere that the beef is waiting to be found. If somebody can answer where that beef is, I'll definitely vote you top answer, my friend.