Well, to start off, serve your goldfish. Their great in calcium and good for your eyes. You can season him in lemon pepper, and make a purée with his eyes. Next, a nice plate of duck tape. It really good for you cholesterol. Next, you can serve a bowl of duck heart soup. It's very very good for your thyroid and tasty too. Season the duck heart in some paprika and put in the oven for 38 minutes. For the 4th plate, an oil coated hairball from your cat. If you don't own a cat, ask for a hairball at your local pet store. And for dessert, baby chicken feet in some banana and cricket sorbet. So delicious.

Enjoy!!!!