I like the one martini and so on. For the back I like the keep calm and take a shot. Have fun on your birthday, happy birthday, and good luck with the names!

I'm planning a bar crawl for my birthday this year and I don't know what the shirts should say?





Example 1: front: One martini, Two martini, Three Martini's..... FLOOR!



back: It's Miranda's birthday and (finish the rest)





Example 2: front: Pour drank, sit drank, faded drank, stand up drank



back: Keep Calm and take A SHOT!





What are some of your ideas? HELP ME!!!!!!! My bday will be here soon!