do you own or can you get use of an eight pound sledge hammer?
I am certain a good hit will put you on crutches for 2 months and maybe require ankle joint replacement. You do understand that those are not nearly as successful and knee or hip replacements?
Why don't you just pretend to be injured haha.
just fake it ... walk around with crutches ... just remember which ankle is fake broke so you can play it up
No you don't want to break your ankle you don't know how painful it is.
It certainly sounds stupid as you could easily end up a cripple. Which would you prefer? Excruciating pain or P.E. I know what most of us would choose.
Jump off a building. Remember a backflip!
just say u forgot your kit
it sounds stupid but i want crutches so ye. dont think of me as paranoid but i also want to get out of pe