You sat on a cake?!
First of all you gotta be kidding, I hope you are. But good news for you, youre not in as a bad situation as the guy yesterday who asked on yahoo "How do you unbake a cake". Take off your pants and wash them. Forget the cake its gone. Make a new one.
First, remove cake from your behind. Then set it down and go change your pants. Then, try to re-shape it by using your hands or insert it into a cake mold and press down. I hope your cake turns out okay before your birthday!
Get a new pair of pants and clean up the mess.
haha my mind went immediately to Hagrid (and if you don't know what I am referring to I am afraid I will have to kill you)
bin it
buy a new one
I was trying to soften it, so I put it on a chair and sat on it but now it's stuck to my butt and it's all messed up, what do I do?
