How about a knuckle sandwich? Have you ever served a knuckle sandwhich? Invite your person(s) to dinner and then proceed to beat the hell out of them. When they ask you why you beat them you can tell them that you just got done serving them knuckle sandwiches. If they were worth your time and had any bit of grace and courtesy, they will accept the joke with humor and walk away with a good temper. If not, then give them a second serving of knuckle sandwiches.
Look through various menus with this link:
https://www.google.com/search?q=elegant+...
Or just Google elegant dinner menu for other various sites with recipes.
I personally would consider a seafood & fish based menu. One main I like is Emeril's Crawfish Stuffed filet, couple of variations but this is the recipe I use:
http://emerils.com/121598/crawfish-stuff...
You might try this link for ideas as well:
http://www.finecooking.com/recipes/
Look in the Yellow Pages
Beef Wellington is a preparation of beef tenderloin coated with paté (often paté de foie gras) and duxelles, which is then wrapped in puff pastry and baked.
Look on bbcgoodfood.com and search in posh food and it brings up different salmon ideas and all sorts :) hope this helped a bit and good luck !!!!
for a main i would do beef fillet, roast shallots, celeriac puree with a red wine jus, possibly some carrot crisps to garnish
i am making an important dinner and i need some verry elegant complecated and posh entrees and mains please help!