“Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ― Frank
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” ― Louis Pasteur
“It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger
“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” ― Jeff Foxworthy
WC Fields: "Never drink water, fish make love in it".
Anon "Work is the curse of the drinking classes".
I wasn't sure if I had a drinking problem so I went to a bar to think it over.
I'm not as peep as you thinkle drunk I am.
