I think it's a great idea! Make a marinade with olive oil garlic, onion, salt, a little lemon juice, maybe paprika, rosemary, etc. and whatever else he likes, maybe a hint of cloves (could be a little hot with peppers, but don't rub it on your genitals!) Let him smear that on various parts of you and chew your succulent, flavorful flesh! He'll be going crazy! Be sure to use lots of oil and let it sit overnight. Then you can really just use the oil from it so the "chunks" don't get in the way.
So my ex boy friend, who I'm getting back together with, is really into dolcett. I invited him over for dinner at my apartment tomorrow. I figured I'd surprise him with "dinner." I was going to set up my dining room table really nice and elegantly then oil myself up, put a carrot in myself and an apple in my mouth and lie on my back, hands holding ankles above my chest, like a piece of meat. I figure it would really turn him on and maybe start a really good evening of sex and hopefully get us back into a relationship again. What do you think? Should I change anything up? Spice it up a little bit?