Chicken Boxing,
I have booked you an appointment at the mental health hospital first thing tomorrow morning, I would strongly advise you to attend.
Kind Regards.
Get in a mental institution immediately before you get institutionalized!
first paragraph was funny but the rest was lame
Nearly a month has passed since it became evident that Tim 'vegan' Bradley's hard work in training camp paid off, a black homosapian, who defied logic by surviving a whole training camp without eating some chicken. He beat mexican legend Juan Manuel Marquez and retained his WBO Welterweight championship.
I made a very bold prediction, that Juan Manuel would no longer be able to contain the pressure of his infamous roids supplied by Heredia's Magic Formula LTD, this didn't happen like I thought.
boxing avoided the biggest embarrassment in history, it was possible that marquez body could no longer contain the roids and he would explode his load all over bradley to make boxing a laughing stock, like I said luckily this didn't happen like i predicted.
But don't get too comfortable conrads, it is only delayed for another day, one day a fighter on roids will be exposed. Lamont? Berto? physical specimen Arreola? who knows? but THE DAY IS COMING, a warning is neccessary because once it happens, boxing will NEVER be the same. All the world's leading broadcasters report this humiliating shambles the morning after, the guilty roider most probably part of Heredia's Magic LTD will try to look all innocent like he doesn't know why it happened, the unfortunate fighter will lay on the canvas, drenched and too embarassed to get up, the HBO/Showtime commentators will be non-existent, and there would be an awkward 21 second silence as they have no idea what to say, and are still trying to get to grips whether they are actually seeing this, during this awkward silence the fans at home can hear Roy Jones Jr/ Mallignaggi trying to contain their laugh. One of the world's leading social network sites 'Twitter' will be trending for a record 6 months with all sorts of madness about this great sport such as
#IsBoxingWasAboutBeingPunchedInTheFace
OrJizzedInTheFace?
And the memes? ah lets just not even go there.
For now we still have our beloved sport but time is running out!
damn i miss the old days of boxing.
gotta calm down and get some RHUBBARBB wit chilli sauce to calm down.
Man i miss old days in boxing with Ali, Frazier etc.
