Oh I know! How about a church? Cause your *** needs Jesus, my friend.

i was wondering what i can do for my 12th birthday. my ***** mom wont take me to strip club.

(i perswayded her into renting hookers :D tho) i was thinking chukee cheese, but idk if the hookers will show up.. i also dont think chukee cheese allows mariwana. (thats rite, i smoke 420 yolo it)

so what else ideas do you fags have??

(alredy pre orderd mariwana and hookers)